UGG 'Coquette' Slippers in Pink Camouflage $94
By definition, the word coquette means ‘a woman who flirts.’ Allow me to give you a quick heads up; a) If you’re at all remotely interested in flirting with anyone (including yourself in the mirror), these are not the vehicle in which to make the attempt. b) Even if you did aim to flirt while wearing a pair of pink, camouflage, fuzzy slippers? The target of your affection would in all probability snub your advances, and c) You most likely wouldn’t be able to get close enough to said target, since chances are they saw these monstrosities coming and took off. I’m just saying.
UGG. Like, FUGLY.
PS – ASOS are doing a kids range now – check it out, I am UBER-excited! x x
There are several problems here. First: they’re not pink. Second: even if they were pink, pink camo would likely still be ugly. Third: as is, these are ugly. Fourth: Good God these are ugly.
I think that’s basically it.