You don’t even know. When I got the pitch to do a book giveaway, my choices were this or two other how-to-dress-for-your-body-type-out-of-your-closet-forever-something-or-other-dryly-written selections. It was a no-brainer. STREET. BONERS. Are you looking at the cover? Do you see it…?! While waiting impatiently for my advance copy, I checked the mailbox more than the time I was twelve and holding out for a reply to my Scott Baio love letter. (Good thing that didn’t pan out. Ew.) When it finally arrived? I was not disappointed.

*Before I continue, allow me to come clean; something you might not know about me (amongst a ton of other things) is that, well…I…er…kind of have the sense of humor of a twelve year old boy. If you turn your nose up at that and/or eschew penis humor, use of the word motherf*cker, political incorrect-ness or didn’t almost wet your pants during ‘Dick-In-A-Box?’ Heads up, because this just might not be your book.

Although Street Boners arrived promptly at dinner time when my kids are most whacked out and the dog needs to pee, I of course ripped right into it. Not only are the pictures themselves high-larious/outrageous/beautiful/ridiculous and on occasion disgusting, they’re also ranked by ‘kitten heads (10 kitties being a ‘day-ruiner’ while 0 are mere ‘shoe-eaters’) not to mention the unparalleled photo commentaries. In addition to his hardcore outfit assessments, Gavin McInnes also includes chapters such as “What Is A Hipster?” and the desperately needed and often dead-on section called ‘The Rules: What To DO And What To DON’T Do,’ with sub-categories like ‘Black Socks’ (appropriately divided by gender) and ‘Not-After-30,‘ a must-read for anyone, male or female, who is, well…after thirty. “In short, if you hate eye candy and laughing your ass off, this book is not for you.”

There’s pretty much nothing I can say that will do it justice without reading it for yourself and…oh look! A giveaway! I am, in fact, giving away a copy of Street Boners to three – count ‘em – three lucky readers. For this one, you just need to subscribe to L.A. Stylist Mom (via Feedburner or Bloglovin’ both conveniently located in the sidebar) then leave a comment on this post letting us know that you did. As always, you can earn up to three extra entries by 1) Tweeting this post using the retweet button 2) Linking back to this post via Facebook or on your blog, or 3) Becoming an L.A. Stylist Mom Facebook Fan, if you haven’t already. If you do any of these things, please let me know in the comments section so that I can be sure to count your extra entries! You have no idea just how badly you want it.

(For those of you unfamiliar with Gavin McInnes, you can check him out at his website, Street Carnage.)

*All comments must be posted by the end of the giveaway on Tuesday, May 11th, at 11:59 EST. The winners will be chosen by random.org, notified via e mail, and announced on L.A. Stylist Mom shortly thereafter. One entry per person, with a maximum of three additional entries. If a winner fails to respond within three days of notification, a new winner will be selected. Open to U.S. and Canada residents ages 18 years or older.

This contest is now closed.