Is he under the guise that he’ll subsequently acquire an arsenal of bush from “Down Under?” Did they also say trim…?
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The Room: It’s what you have to run from upon seeing her arrive.
1979 was a tough Halloween year for dudes – Felipe? Glenn, perhaps? Jaws is a tad unnerving, but damn that plastic 007 is foxy!! Many a coin was flipped, I’m sure.
I don’t even know what to say, but just in case the copy is too small for you to read? I could not make this up. I’m not sure if my stomach hurts from laughing my ass off, or because I’m about to hurl…
“Because one is enough, when it’s you. Show where you’re headed in the ultimate fashion climax. Fits so tight it shows all you’ve got…you’re a walking turn-on. And treats your body as well as she does. Easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue. Sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come. Designed with your desires in mind…she’ll eat you alive in it. The Big Zip in 50% polyester/50% cotton. Long-sleeved in rust, blue or black. Short-sleeved in natural, blue or camel. Are you enough man to fill it? $45”
Because nothing says bad ass like a pair of soulful, plaid, no-wrinkle, high waisted slacks.